Does God Hear You If You’re On The Toilet?

Jun 6, 2012

My mom picked Gabi and the two other girls that we carpool with up from school today.

In the car, one of the girls, who is incredibly polite and well-mannered, decided to share some very serious topics about God.

These are two gems from that conversation that need to live in perpetuity:

“If you accept Jesus as your Savior, make sure you’re not sitting on the toilet when you do it.  That happened to me, so I did it a second time just to be sure it stuck.”

 

“If you fart while you’re praying, that’s rude.  And you need to start over.”

I love eight-year-old brains.

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6 Comments

  1. Andie
    June 7, 2012

    Love it! I’ll have to remember those tips… :)
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  2. Shannon
    June 7, 2012

    The things kids say, LOL! You have to wonder where kids come up with these things!
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  3. momto8blog
    June 7, 2012

    haha…good advice!
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  4. Lana
    June 7, 2012

    I’m dying!!! OK, I’m guessing mine said the second. Cause a lot of that goes on in this house! Ha!
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  5. Wendy
    June 11, 2012

    Kids say the best things! Great advice though!
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  6. Leigh
    June 13, 2012

    This is hilarious! I love it. :)

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