Does God Hear You If You’re On The Toilet?
In the car, one of the girls, who is incredibly polite and well-mannered, decided to share some very serious topics about God.
These are two gems from that conversation that need to live in perpetuity:
“If you accept Jesus as your Savior, make sure you’re not sitting on the toilet when you do it. That happened to me, so I did it a second time just to be sure it stuck.”
“If you fart while you’re praying, that’s rude. And you need to start over.”
I love eight-year-old brains.