Knocked Up

Jun 16, 2009

I’ve been keeping a secret for the last six weeks and I FINALLY get to spill the beans! Which is such a relief, because I’m the worst secret keeper ever.

Well, here you go.

I went for my first appointment this morning. Besides the never ending nausea, sore boobs and crying for no reason, I haven’t really felt pregnant (I know, I’m a loon), so I was half expecting the midwife to tell me I was mistaken.

Midwife: Mrs Kay, it’s just that you’re, um, NOT pregnant. Not in the least.

Me: But what about the uncontrollable sobbing I did over Grey’s Anatomy?

Midwife: Well, emotional issues aren’t really my specialty, but I can give you the number of a really great psychologist.

Me: But my pants aren’t fitting anymore!

Midwife: Yes, I noticed that. I can also recommend a really great weight loss specialist.

So to see my baby squirming on the ultrasound screen was not only reassuring, it really drove home that I am, in fact, pregnant with a REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING inside me.

Amazing.

As for stats, I’m 10 weeks along, due January 11th, and settling into some very intense cravings.

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47 Comments

  1. Nani

    hahahahaah, I knew you were up to "something" being away for so long, just kidding.
    I am so happy for you!!!! Yayyyy!!! and for all of us that read your blog, meaning "more fun stories to come".

    Congratulations!!!!!

  2. Heather @ boy, girl, and a pug

    I was wondering when this post would come! Congratulations friend. I am so, so excited for you guys.

  3. amanda

    whoo hoooo!!! huge congrats friend :)

    indulge in each and every craving!!

  4. Ballerina Girl

    CONGRATULATIONS!
    I loved being pregnant with both of mine, and they were both very different pregnancies.
    If you feel like talking about anything just let me know!

    Enjoy it!
    BG

  5. Susie

    Congratulations!! That is awesome:-)

  6. ivymae

    :D That is GREAT news. Congrats!

  7. McMommy

    I'm going to be an McAunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! So happy for you, Laural!!!!

  8. JSue

    I am so excited for you. We get to be preggo together!! YAY! Our little boy is due at the end of October. So, you're crying a lot, hmmm…another girl, maybe?! I cried a lot with my girls, with the boys, I'm just mean, mean, mean! Just ask Hot Rod! (Better yet, don't!) Anyway, HUGE congratulations to you and your whole family!!!

    Oh, and thanks for all the Brazil/Brasil info!

  9. American Mum

    Wow! Congratulations!

  10. WeaselMomma

    Congratulations.

  11. Aunt LoLo

    You know I'm happy for you my friend. You, and your little alien parasite. ;-)

  12. Patrice

    YAY!!! So happy for you, this is awesome news!! Looking forward to some entertaining posts about hormones lol ;) Congratulations!!!

  13. Anti-Supermom

    Congrats – I had to re-read it to make sure that you were pregnant.

    See, I'm the loon – not you. Happy 9 months.

  14. Brenda

    Congratulations! Due date?

  15. Nanny Goats In Panties

    Awesome! Congratulations!

  16. Pam

    Trying again… Congrats Laural! I am so happy for you, and a little bit jealous. More to come on that later. Stay tuned! :)

  17. Ashleigh (Heart and Home)

    YAY!!!! So very, very, VERY exciting!! I wanna know what Gabi said. ;)

  18. Jill

    Congrats, congrats, congrats! Welcome to the super fun world of pregnancy and blogging! So glad to be done with mine and to follow someone else's. :)

  19. Cairo Typ0

    Congratulations, Laural!!!!!! **hug** Fabulous news!! :) :) :) :)

  20. Jenny

    Congratulations. That is so fantastic!

  21. MelADramatic Mommy

    I was afraid I'd accidentally let the cat out of the bag. :D Congratulations!

  22. Bia

    Congratulations!! That's great news! I bet gabi must be super excited!!!

    hugs!!

  23. Leslie

    OMGOSH!!!! LAURAL!!!! Congratulations!! YAY! This is such wonderful news, I'm soooo happy for you guys. Gabi is going to be a great big sister! Hope you have a happy and healthy pregnancy. Sorry I've been scarce lately. :) So happy to hear this news. :)

  24. Kelli @ writing the waves

    hahaha…you are so funny. Congratulations, Laurel! I bet Gabi is so excited!

    I was pretty emotional over Grey's too if that makes you feel any better and I'm even not prego. :)

  25. Stephanie

    YAY! I was wondering when you were going to spill the "bean" hehehehe

    Have you thought of any names yet??

  26. Lynette

    Congrats!

    Also, that's the Hubs birthday – so it would be an excellent day to have a baby! ;)

  27. Emily

    Woohoo! Parabéns pra você! I can't wait to hear Gabi's thoughts on the matter!

    Babies are so awesome. I'm fighting the urge to get pregnant again – now. Pretty pathetic given that Gabriela's only 8 weeks old. Post often and maybe I can live vicariously through your pregnancy instead. ;)

  28. Wendi

    I am so excited for you Laural!
    That is wonderful news!!!
    Congratulations!

  29. Carol

    Yay when I hadn't blogged in a while I kind of expected to have missed an announcement of this kind from you but am thrilled to have hauled my backside on the sofa just in time for the announcement.

    Congratulations!

  30. Shannon

    Congrats!

  31. Belle (from Life of a...)

    What wonderful news! How's the big sister-to-be feeling about all of this?

  32. Amanda @ notsoextraordinary

    sooo EXCITING! thanks for sharing your news! :D :D

  33. Elftea

    I have theyarn ready for your baby blanket. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
    BABY BABY BABY BABY

  34. planetnomad

    YAAY!! Congrats!

  35. Susan

    Huge congratulations Laural! I was just thinking as I started to scroll through my seriously overloaded Google Reader, "I need to check in on Laural. I wonder if she is pregnant yet."
    So fun.
    Glad you are feeling well and I hope the rest of the pregnancy is just as nice.

  36. sheila

    It's amazing how far ultrasounds have come in 15 yrs. Huh!

  37. Auds at Barking Mad

    I know I'm wayyyyy late to the party, but – CONGRATULATIONS!

    I've been a bit of a hermit. Will try and remedy that.

  38. Anonymous

    Congratualtions from Sweden!

  39. A Dusty Frame

    Congratulations!

  40. Stacia Hemmes

    Yay Laural!
    That is the best news ever. :-)

  41. ~*amber*~

    Congrats!

  42. Elaine A.

    I know I'm WAY late to say so but Congratulations! : ) Hope you are feeling well these days…

  43. Clare

    sorry I haven't visited in a while, CONGRATS!! I am so happy for you. I hope you are feeling and doing well with everything:)

  44. jOni lAnE

    congratulations! hope you are feeling well!

  45. Crazy Daisy

    congrats!

  46. gina

    How are you feeling these days?

  47. Andrea@Sgt and Mrs Hub

    So happy for you guys! January is going to be an especially wonderful month! (and all the subsequent months, of course :) )